Add more hard flesh to your package;
some bonus inches are never excessive.
Fill her tw*t to the limits –
your girlfriend will thank you for this.
Women acknowledge that
big phalli are more attractive!
Augment your love muscle, forget
about the trouble with your instrument.
Outgrow, outsize, outperform!
Take this pill and make your lassie
feel the difference in your trouser mouse –
small male machine is no longer a problem.
[Yes, I know this has been done before, but these were in a consecutive sequence by pure chance, and I couldn’t resist capturing it for posterity. Or something like that.]