Found poetry: En|ar9’m3n+ sp’am

Add more hard flesh to your package;

some bonus inches are never excessive.

Fill her tw*t to the limits –

your girlfriend will thank you for this.

Women acknowledge that

big phalli are more attractive!

Augment your love muscle, forget

about the trouble with your instrument.

Outgrow, outsize, outperform!

Take this pill and make your lassie

feel the difference in your trouser mouse –

small male machine is no longer a problem.

[Yes, I know this has been done before, but these were in a consecutive sequence by pure chance, and I couldn’t resist capturing it for posterity. Or something like that.]

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