Maccy D’s patents the sandwich, Nebula winners in haiku form…
“The burger company says owning the ‘intellectual property rights’ would help its hot deli sandwiches look and taste the same at all of its restaurants.” This patents business is getting ridiculous.
“…the US Department of Agriculture has banished the use of the word “hunger” from its documents … Instead, the USDA prefers to camoflage reality with a new government double-speak phrase, ‘very low food security’.” Revolting.
“My friend Katie, who’s this freakish Platonic Ideal of the geek babe […] recently decided she’d summarize her opinions of all the Nebula Award winners she’d finished reading in haiku format.” FTW! Some real comedy gems in here.