Double-plus ungood

Posted by Paul Raven @ 26-09-2008 in General

It’s a sad state of affairs when we need a Canadian ex-pat science fiction writer to say the things that our own press will do little more than tip-toe around:

To my friends, I say this: your Labour Party has taken my biometrics and will force me to carry the papers my grandparents destroyed when they fled the Soviet Union. In living memory, my family has been chased from its home by governments whose policies and justification the Labour Party has aped. Your Labour Party has made me afraid in Britain, and has made me seriously reconsider my settlement here. I am the father of a British citizen and the husband of a British citizen. I pay my tax. I am a natural-born citizen of the Commonwealth. The Labour Party ought not to treat me — nor any other migrant — in a way that violates our fundamental liberties. The Labour Party is unmaking Britain, turning it into the surveillance society that Britain’s foremost prophet of doom, George Orwell, warned against. Labour admits that we migrants are only the first step, and that every indignity that they visit upon us will be visited upon you, too. If you want to live and thrive in a free country, you must defend us too: we must all hang together, or we will surely hang separately.

Maybe it’s just because I’ve been reading a lot of German 20th Century history recently, but this stuff is scaring the crap out of me too. Insert boiling-a-frog metaphor here.


[ 1 - Actually, I can't think of anyone better to say it. And yes, I know others have said similar things - within sf and without - but few have Doctorow's audience. Kudos to the man. ]

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Friday Photo Blogging: no revolution today

Posted by Paul Raven @ 26-09-2008 in FPB

If you think London’s graffiti is ubiquitous, then you’ve probably never been to Berlin - or indeed Germany in general[1].

In addition to the visual noise of tags and scribblings, punctuated by everything from swift throw-ups to full-blown burner pieces, there’s a strong current of stencil and poster graffiti, all resonating with Berlin’s understandably unique take on politics and ideology:

No Revolution Today

“No revolution today”… There was a lengthy spraycan scrawl elsewhere (that I forgot to take a picture of) which read “run - the old world is right behind you”. *sigh*


Writing about music

The Dreaded Press rolls on neatly, with Duncan well settled and a few new writers in the pipeline. Unfortunately I have eleven CDs with a release date of 6th October waiting in the pile; with the best will in the world, they’re not all going to be reviewed before release date. I do wish the labels wouldn’t cluster releases like that. Bloody inconsiderate of them.

Album of the week

With absolutely no hesitation at all, the thirteen-minute seven-track fun-splurge of Think by Lovvers gets the crown this week. A joyous crazy racket; this is what the word pop should really refer to. They’re playing with a friend’s band in a local pub next week…

Writing about books

Last week’s head-cold (now mostly shifted, thankfully) put me on the back foot schedule-wise, so little concrete book reviewing work was accomplished. Plus I’ve been trying my best to rattle my way though my current script-review assignment… which is, to be diplomatic, a tough and slow read[2].

Freelance

Mostly administrivia and final bits of catch-up this week, although Tuesday evening was totally consumed by the server migration of a couple of client sites. Or, more accurately, one of them…

A bit of advice for you, if you ever have to migrate a MySQL database for a PHPbb installation, be sure to backup the data *without* including the search result tables[3], and to install a search table re-builder plugin as soon as you get the files moved. That little tip should save you about three hours of trial and error (and panic)… I’d provide links, but the software version in question is quite dated; just search the PHPbb community docs, they’re pretty comprehensive.

Futurismic

All seems pretty well over at Futurismic, though it’s getting very close to the next new fiction date and we still don’t have a definite story to run with next month. Chris (F’mic Fiction Ed) is being more picky these days - by his own admission, and rightly so - but that means we don’t have a pile of pre-bought material ready to roll out at the moment. It’ll all work out, I’m sure… but I can’t help getting a little nervous.

Aeroplane Attack

Some of you may remember me joining a band a while back; those of you who remember and are curious about what’s happening in that department may be intrigued to hear we’ve booked our first session in a proper rehearsal space, which we’re considering a first landmark on the route to gigworthiness. Really looking forward to being able to crank out the songs at high decibel levels… because that’s how they’re supposed to be played[4]. :)

Books and magazines seen

No books of note this week; however, one of the Little Brown subsidiaries sent out a huge showy package for what, to judge by the blurb, is the opener to yet another YA horror series. Talk about an anticlimax…

However, the latest Interzone turned up, with what is probably my favourite cover art of recent times:

Cover for Interzone #218

Plus it’s a Chris Beckett special. If you don’t know why that’s a good thing, I recommend you buy this copy of Interzone and find out. Beckett is one of my favourite British short sf writers, and I’m not alone in that assessment; his work deserves your attention.

Coda

So, yeah, remember how I said last week that I’d be going to gigs less in future? Well, changing my life is like pulling a U-turn in an oil tanker - there’s a lot of planning involved, current momentum has to be taken into account, and the changes take a long time to express themselves in a tangible manner.

Which is why tonight I’ll be reviewing Swedish punk stalwarts Millencolin at The Wedgewood Rooms, and why I’ll be hopping on a on train Saturday morning to King’s College, London to attend this weekend’s This Ain’t No Picnic mini-festival[5]… because they’ve both been booked for ages, basically.

And looking ahead at the next few months, there’s a fair few more such advanced bookings in the pipeline, too. So maybe I’d best stop saying “yes” every time news of a tempting show passes through, hmmm[6]?

Anyway, a weekend away means I have stuff that needs to be done before I depart, so I’d best get my arse in gear and go fetch The Friday Curry, hadn’t I? Have yourselves the best weekend mathematically possible, and try not to watch the news - no point in getting depressed about stuff we can’t do anything to change, after all. Take care, folks - auf weidersehn!


[ 1 - On the Deutsche Bahn train network, the approach seems to be "leave it there, it'll just come back if you paint it over, so why waste time and money?", a stark contrast to the UK attitude of fastidiously covering over these terrible social blasphemies on a monthly basis. Funnily enough, the trains in Germany are affordable, comfortable and run on time. I can't help but feel there's a connection between these things. ]

[ 2 - Seriously. It makes you wonder whether these people have actually read any books at all. The upside being that it makes one a lot more confident about one's own fictional chops, so to speak. ]

[ 3 - The search tables will have lots of non UTF-8 characters in them, which a MySQL import will hang up on. Added bonus - removing them will probably reduce the overall database size to 25% of what it was with them included. ]

[ 4 - Playing loud isn't very practical when you practice in the front room of a small terraced house in Fratton. Plus we couldn't fit all of our amps in there and have room to switch them on. ]

[ 5 - Added bonus - Good buddy Shaun C Green is going too! w00t! ]

[ 6 - Like that's gonna happen. ]

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Links for 25th September 2008

Posted by Paul Raven @ 26-09-2008 in General

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Links for 24th September 2008

Posted by Paul Raven @ 25-09-2008 in General

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Obscure books meme

Posted by Paul Raven @ 24-09-2008 in General

For a man who claims not to be very keen on blog memes, Andrew Wheeler tends to pass a lot of them through his own fiefdom. Anyway, other cool and interesting people are doing it, and it’s been bloody ages since I did anything more here than links and FPB, so:

What ten books do you own that you think no one else on your friends list does?

I don’t have a flist (because I don’t LJ, yo), so let’s assume that if you read VCTB, you’re my friend[1].

  1. Virtual and Other Realities by Edwin Morgan - poetry collection from the Scots Poet Laureate. (If I stuck with poetry titles I could probably run off ten obscure books easily, but I feel it would be cheating.)
  2. He Died With A Falafel In His Hand by John Birmingham - a sort of gonzo collection of horrible shared-housing tales from Australia, most of which are just unbelievable enough to be true
  3. Emanuelle by Emanuelle Arsan - The novel a million bad soft-porn films were named after. Oh, you may sneer, but there’s some very interesting philosophical diversions about personal freedom amongst the raunch. Plus it seems you can’t find a copy on Amazon UK, so pretty obscure AMIRITE?
  4. The Oxford Illustrated History of the Royal Navy - day-jobs can really rub off on you, can’t they?
  5. The Genealogy of Morals by Friedrich Nietzsche - yeah, you never saw that one coming.
  6. Raj: the Making and Unmaking of British India by Lawrence James - does what it says on the tin.
  7. The View Over Atlantis by John Michell - one of the jewels of my ‘crank collection’; seriously wacky but very compelling. You’ll never think of ley-lines the same way again…
  8. Altered State by Matthew Collin - a counter-cultural social history of the rise and commercialisation of rave culture in the UK.
  9. Media Virus! by Douglas Rushkoff - arguably the book that codified the notion of viral marketing and accidentally tipped off big brand business to the tools of the trade.
  10. Food Of The Gods by Terence McKenna - the thesis here is that, essentially, hallucinogenic mushrooms gave rise to the first matriarchal human societies, and our departure from that culture is due to the different sorts of recreational substances that are considered acceptable in our societies. Bill Hicks used to riff on this idea, though I have no idea if he read this book, and McKenna has a lot of big ideas and heavy research to add to the mix, including a hippie-style interpretation of the singularity that happens to intersect with the end of the Mayan calendar in 2012. Drugs, ancient races, cultural shifts… this one has everything, and is well worth a read even if you totally disagree with everything it contains.

That should do it. Though knowing how pride comes before a fall, I expect some of you will chip in and admit to owning at least half of these. But hey, it’s just a meme, and I had half an hour’s fun roaming my bookshelves. So if you feel the urge, pick it up and pass it on.

[ 1 - Can we assume that? Please? Go on... I promise to walk away when your other friends turn up. And I'll give you my lunch money. ]

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Links for 23rd September 2008

Posted by Paul Raven @ 24-09-2008 in General

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Links for 22nd September 2008

Posted by Paul Raven @ 23-09-2008 in General

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Links for 20th September 2008

Posted by Paul Raven @ 20-09-2008 in General

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Friday Photo Blogging: pining for Berlin

Posted by Paul Raven @ 19-09-2008 in FPB

FPB will be fairly brisk this week, as I’m still stuffed up with a nasty head-cold and very much wishing I was still in Berlin, mooching about the place and checking out the scenery. With that in mind, here’s a snap from my recent travels:

Chilling in the Hof

A sunny day, a new city to explore, a quiet outdoor bar in the mid-afternoon[1], a beer, a pen and a notebook - what more does a man really need? Well, an income, obviously - which is why I came back. Selah. You’re not rid of me yet. :)


Writing about music

The Dreaded Press chunters along as always, though the start of student season means there’s lots of new stuff being released, and I’m a trifle behind as a result. But - having discovered that it’s much easier to write for TDP when I’m not stressing about it - I’m successfully not worrying too much. The realisation that it’s me doing the PR people a favour (and not the other way round) was a useful epiphany.

Album of the week

Lake Toba by Lukestar, by a hefty margin. Glacial post-hardcore meets post-rock-pop; a super album, and a breath of fresh air.

Writing about books

Still playing catch-up to some degree, so reviewing has been on the back-burner for the week. I have, however, started reading The New Utopian Politics of Ursula K Le Guin’s The Dispossessed. That sound you’ve been hearing? That’s the sound of a boot-strap novel reviewer who may possibly have bitten off more than he can adequately chew…

Futurismic

A quiet week on the comments front, but otherwise all seems well over at Futurismic. Looks like it’ll be another good month for ad income, too; fingers crossed.

Freelance

As announced earlier this week, I’ve finished and delivered Gareth L Powell’s site, which he seems very pleased with (and which other people have said nice things about as well).

Of course, I look at it now and feel it looks terribly derivative and pedestrian, and that I could doubtless have made more effort to give it some real zing… but I’m consoling myself by saying that’s a manifestation of the desire to improve, which can’t be a bad thing for a creative worker to have, AMIRITE?

Plenty more projects queueing up, as well, so the opportunity to raise my game is never far away…

Books and magazines seen

The latest issue (#82) of the poetry mag Iota arrived early in the week. There’s no scan of it online, but it comes (as always) with abstract monochrome photography for the cover art… gives them a recognisable and coherent image, but does little to assuage the conception of poetry as old-fashioned and self-indulgent. Which is a shame, because Iota’s content is usually pretty strong and vivid.

And a book, too - Pan Macmillan have punted over Peter F Hamilton’s The Temporal Void, which should come in handy should I ever need to ballast my airship or bludgeon an intruder to death - it’s very weighty at 746 pages[2].

Peter F Hamilton - The Temporal Void

Coda

First week back in the day-job saddle, and it’s been predictably hectic, which may explain why I’ve caught this cold. Still, I got to see the mighty Swervedriver on Tuesday night, which was well worth the time and money. That said, it’s been a crazy few weeks for gigs, and looking at the bank balance I think I’ll be attending a lot less in the coming months. Still, what’s summer for if not having a bit of fun, eh?

Being unable to breathe through my nose (and, incidentally, unable to hear through my right ear) isn’t much fun, though, so I’ll be trundling off to request a double helping of extra chillies in The Friday Curry in the hope of napalming the bugs out of my system. It may not work, but it’s the only way I’ll be able to taste anything…

Here’s hoping you have yourself a good weekend. Auf weidersehn, meinen freunden!


[ 1 - The bar in question is out back of Tacheles, a quasi-legal artist's squat / gallery / club / venue on Oranienburgerstrasse. Well worth checking out if you're in the area; historians of underground art movements may be intrigued to know that this is where such UK-born techno crews such as Mutoid Waste Company and Spiral Tribe first ended up after the Criminal Justice Bill killed the free festival circuit. ]

[ 2 - It bills Hamilton as "Britain's number one science fiction writer" - not to dispute that title, but I wonder whether it's based on sales figures or some other metric, as I can think of a number of other potential claimants to the throne in question. ]

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Links for 18th September 2008

Posted by Paul Raven @ 19-09-2008 in General

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