Do you love music? Do you like snark? Do you like it when people turn the tools of the tabloid hacks on the tabloid hacks themselves, and gleefully shove hypocrites from their pedestals?
“Given that the Pistols were, basically, a marketing exercise – albeit a wonderfully executed one – Lydon still popping up banging on about how great they were is a bit like seeing, say, the PG Tips chimps or the Guinness Toucan sharing their opinions about modern beverages.”
Diesel Sweeties hits the mark once again:
Seriously, if you’re not tuned in to me waffling inconsequential crap, YOU’RE NOT LIVING LIFE TO THE FULLEST.
That’s what I keep telling myself, anyway. See? If you used Twitter, you’d know that already. I think I’m developing a problem with Red Bull Cola. Where’s my pen?
Or do I just enjoy thinking of myself as the sort of person who enjoys webcomics?
As it does quite often, today Cat And Girl gives me a philosophical LOL with a tinge of bleakness.
[ Yeah, in lieu of actual content. Still, as of today I’m back to part-time at the day-job, so this morning has been a massive catch-up binge of very satisfying proportions. Normal (hah!) service will be resumed very soon. ]
… because, as I’m sure many of my readers know, only one thing procrastinates better than a writer, and that’s an ill writer with twenty mission-critical deadlines breathing down his neck.
Posting this will, believe it or not, be therapeutic – and it will help me toward clearing the RSS backlog, which is surely trying to tell me something:
Enough banter – bring on the freakin’ links, I hear you cry! Well, alright.
First of all, if you’re going to write fiction, length is an issue (yes, ladies – even for you). Jay Lake has the low-down on story length, so you can tell your novelette from your novella, and so forth.
John “Electric Velocipede” Klima has been involved in some lengthy discussions about the genre short fiction market, and has summarised the initial debate and posted his further thoughts on the matter.
Not so much about the mechanics of writing, but useful for thinking about the markets realistically. The take-away? Don’t get into writing short fiction unless it’s something you love to do, because it’ll never make you a living.
If, like me, you find it hard to find the time and focus to write regularly (hah!), perhaps the advice of the Write To Done blog will be of use to you – “write just one thing today, and write it well“.
Stuck mid-story in need of a character name? Happens to me all the time – but hopefully this crafty hack from Gareth L Powell will not only cure my fiction of Enid Blyton-style names but give me a reason to love my spam folder.
- Using the phrase “This is not representative of my best work” in the query letter will probably not help your cause.
- A Xerox of your photo from your high school yearbook will not help sell your book. It will, however, live on in infamy on the intern’s refrigerator door, where a steady collection of lunatic query letters has been growing since December.
Last but not least, the indispensably avuncular Jim Van Pelt has a round-up of pithy quotes and aphorisms about writing accrued from books, real-life meetings and elsewhere.
Sensible useful advice, delivered straight and friendly. This is the van Pelt way. Nuff reshpeck, innit?
OK, mania and panic beckons seductively from the to-do list. As the old joke goes, “tea-break’s over, back on your heads!”